Good vibrations
November 3, 2025 7:07 PM
The insulting but hilarious story of the invention of the vibrator seems to be popping up everywhere. Let’s face it: if anything warrants a retelling and celebration of its invention, it’s the vibrator. Rachel P. Maines’ 1999 novel The Technology of Orgasming discusses the invention of the vibrator. In Victorian England, women who complained of headaches, stomachaches, being tired, or any other symptom that could not be explained by an existing disease were diagnosed with hysteria. “Hysteria” literally means disease of the womb. Doctors believed that women with emotional excesses had disturbed uteruses. This illegitimate disease was said to be affecting about half of the female population. Luckily, men were able to solve the problem. Doctors found that performing “pelvic massages” on women until they orgasmed seemed to help. No kidding. Before the vibrator was invented, and as early as the beginning of the 16th century, married women who suffered from hysteria were urged to have sex with their husbands. Single women, who could not relieve their hysteria via sex, were encouraged to take “vigorous” horseback rides. Maines’ novel was a source of inspiration for the play In the Next Room (or The Vibrator Play), and the upcoming movie starring Hugh Dancy and Maggie Gyllenhaal, Hysteria. Sarah Ruhl’s In the Next Room (or The Vibrator Play) was nominated for three Tony Awards in 2010, including best play. It centres around two women who are unhappy with their monotonous sex lives, which have always been focused on their husbands’ pleasure. They are both excited to try out the new invention of the vibrator and to experience their first orgasms. The final curtain closes on one of the actresses having sex with her husband, but not in the usual missionary position. The couple has discovered girl-on-top sex, and the play ends with Catherine having her first satisfying sexual experience with her husband. The film Hysteria has not come out yet, but the trailer is available on YouTube. It looks very promising. It focuses heavily on the doctors who invented the vibrator and why. Actor Hugh Dancy plays the young doctor, Mortimer Granville. He takes his career very seriously and insists that the invention, at first called the feather duster, has nothing to do with pleasure. Granville’s objective is to help hysterical women become sane again. Little does he know, his method of curing their hysteria is to satisfy them sexually. The reason for creating the vibrator was originally to cure an invented disease. However, the fact that hysteria has since been dismissed as a disease does not mean that the vibrator cannot be used for medical purposes. In fact, the amount of medical research coming out about the health benefits of orgasming is increasing each year. The latest research shows that having frequent orgasms can curb your appetite, get rid of headaches and cramps, lower your cholesterol, decrease your risk of heart disease and stroke, protect you against cancer, and boost your immune system. Of course, there are other benefits that come from using your mechanical friend that are harder to measure, such as enhancing your mood and lifestyle, recharging your romantic relationships, and making you feel more comfortable with and about your body. Granville may have had a misogynistic and unfounded reason for inventing the vibrator, but we now know that it actually does have some legitimate health benefits. But honestly, even if it weren’t beneficial to our health, there would still be a just cause for thanking the doctor. In this case, the end result is definitely more important than the intention behind it.
